Monday, March 14, 2011

Closed Mouths Dont Get Fed

Dont you wish you woulda just asked something to someone at the certain time? I have come to the conclusion that you dont know what the outcome will be if you dont ask..Here are certain scenarios that you should satisfy your curiousity.

Scenerio 1: When you get pulled over by a cop and they gettin ready to arrest you for a warrant. If you are close to home, ask them "Sir can you trail me home 1st, I dont have enough money to get my car outta tow?"

Scenario 2: When in your car and you are preparing to follow a funeral line..If you know you're low on gas, ask the officers leading the way to stop by the nearest gas station..If he objects, ask him "Whats the hurry, everybody going 10 mph anyhow?"

Scenario 3: When at the supermarket , and you have a couple items overthe limit in the "10" items or less line. Ask the person behind you to put it in his basket and give him the money.. If he objects, tell him "you dont even have 10 items, why the phuck you trippin?"

Scenario 4: If you are a personal assistant and your boss asks you to do things like get his coffee "ask him can you see your job summary"? Surely it must be different than people lower than you in the chain of command right?

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