Sunday, March 4, 2012

Black History Tales

Women have longed for respect in history since the beginning of time. Men get all the credit for everything.. The quote says "Behind every good man, there's a good woman". Or better yet, a black woman... There are occasions in history where a black woman was behind alot of the inventions and technology used today. Renowned pioneers such as Alexander Grahm Bell had an affair with a black woman.. She became pregnant and showed up at his doorstep numerous times to the dismay of Bell. Bell had to figure out a way of having this woman not show up unannounced while with his white family.. He began experimenting on a line of communication that would alarm him in advance..After numerous attempts, he finally invented the phone and gave his pregnant black mistress the 1st model.. He told her "Bitch, call before you come from now on..Matter fact, I'll call you when I get paid every month".. This became known to America as "child support"..This method took off and never turned back... Other instances of black woman influence include, Ben Franklin who had intentions of suicide due to the constant bickering of his black mistress..He thought "Fuck it", and flew a kite in a thunderstorm..He had no idea that he would discover electricity... There was George Washington Carver, whose pregnant fiancee ate more than he could pay for..So he thought of ways to maximize servings of peanuts and sweet potatoes for her needy ass.. The list goes on.... It's a shame black women didn't know their significance in history sooner... This world may be a better place by now...

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