Isnt This What Its There For?

I pretty much use the restroom whenever and wherever its available. Sometimes I trip on how much people think their restroom isnt supposed to be used. Like these half bathrooms at my sister's house.. Is it my fault that its by the kitchen. There is a toilet and toilet paper in there, so that tells ME that if that its been used prior to me. The spray on the sink lets me know that you know its gonna be some slightly irregular fumes gonna be circulating after I finish. The magazines you have so eloquently displayed on the small stand next to the toilet tells me that I may wanna relax and kick my shoes off while Im in there. You know, Take my time right? And then to top that off you have some nice lookin little small hand towels next to the sink..Why are you mad that I dried my hands off after washing them? Should I have used my shirt?.. So dont tell me to use the one upstairs when you have company over. Heres a suggestion for you half-bathroom owners...1)If you dont want no one to "booboo", unscew the toilet seat off..2)Take away the magazines and replace it with Bibles.Who wants to get religious why taking a dump?.. 3)Remove the towels you have for decoration and get napkins.. If its called a half-bathroom then make the options you want us to use the toilet a halfway choice..